Recipe: Dinner Muffin

To Whom It May Concern At The CBC:

I would like to submit an entry to your sandwich competition. There's no story behind it, I just invented it last week and it is awesome. I call it the Dinner Muffin, or alternately, the Dinner Cupcake. The sandwich requires one piece of enriched white bread, one spoonful of hummus (preferably home-made), and one slathering of cream cheese. Also, a toaster oven. What you do is you hold the bread in one hand, and dollop the hummus into the middle with the spoon in the other hand. Then you fold the crusts in to make a cross, or more like an addition sign, gently preserving the hummus in its bready sac underneath. Place the Dinner Muffin in the toaster oven and wait twenty minutes, no matter the temperature. When the twenty minutes has elapsed, remove the muffin from the oven and apply the cream cheese in snowy valleys between the arid ridges of crust. For a garnish, oregano!


Mark Mann, London, Ontario